Can we talk for a minute?

Anyone ever notice how the girl in the Tevin Campbell "Can We Talk" video looks more masculine then he does? And I love how he tried to act like he knows how to play football! OH Tevin, you're too cute...




Live. Laugh. Love.

- A. Onesauce

"ARRA"

Just because this is ridiculous, I'm just gonna keep it real, so excuse me from using horrible grammar, but this is some real nigga shit that just happened.
R. Kelly must be the luckiest black man alive right now. He actually knows how it feels to be in the hot seat and get away with it....on some real OJ and Michael Jackson shit.

We all know it was him, so I will refrain from rehashing the entire sex video debacle he got himself into.

My only question is, if it wasn't R. Kelly (hypothetically speaking), then who the fuck was it? I know for a fact it was him tossin' the one chicks salad like a greedy fat dude at the Sizzler in one of the videos, but really, who was it.....and where is Sparkle? 

Maybe this was a myth, but was the supposed victim not Sparkle's relative and the man who resembled R. Kelly in the video was his brother?

I'm a need Oprah, Geraldo, or Tavis to do some real investigations. 

I'm not gonna front....I was one of this nigga's who rooted for OJ's ass (well really Johnny Cochran), and I even felt bad for Michael, but R. Kelly was it for me.

I'm done with "ARRA"!

Still bumping those classic remixes though!

Lookin Ass Nigga

I can't say too much:

but......
Ooompa Looompa Doopity Dooo Lookin Ass N*gga!

Words To Grow On: Clopping Corduroys

What happened to the raw, keep your clothes on, sensual eruption (in your pants), dirty DRY HUMPING? Do the youth under 16 do that anymore?

I won't get into detail about my past teenage escapades, but I will say, dry humping was not so bad...at least for me it wasn't. I'm sure blue balls weren't that comfortable for my boyfriends, but hey, I didn't have balls and that was their problem.
Young boys have always been manish, no doubt, but it's up to the young girls to stand up and say "hey, that's your problem, I just wanna dry hump".
By the way, as a young girl (under age 14), where is the libido coming from? Are you having sex because it feels good, or are you doing it because of the peer pressure? The 14 year olds on Maury seem to love sex...but my question is how and why?

I told my 14 year old cousin that whether a guy really likes you or not....he's going to want to have sex with you....period. Why be the ItSexGirl at school? It's not cute and you will feel shame and inadequate, because he will try to do it with someone else eventually. So just wait!

Obviously, society has gotten bored, jaded, and uninspired. With BET, VH1, and MTV, there is no reason why we shouldn't have teen pregnancies. So I really just answered my own damn question. The roles have reversed. The parents want to be their kid's best friends and the kids are grown. It sucks and it makes my stomach queasy...so be easy...little sleazies!

Let me smell yo....

Are women now a days this insecure? We're writing songs about this now? Damn Yvette & Jody!

Cause at the End of the Day

There are certain phrases that really bother me. I don't get where these explanatory phrases come from or who started it, but hearing the following punch lines makes me want to scream:

1. Cause at the End of the Day....- that's been an all time hood favorite for the past 3 years
2. What had happened was....- Why? Why put the had in it. The had is unncessary. It doesn't drive the point through, it's just an extra word
3. Well, it is what it is....- What? That's stupid and come up with something better to say. That's the worst come back when hearing bad news.
4. Last but not least...- Ladies, lets just stop using this one to drive the point home, because we never really finalize the argument


Ya dig what I'm saying, specialer, it's goin down, worser.....

Corporate America: How I loathe thee, let me count the ways...

1 hour for lunch is fucked up...

2 new copy machines in the copy room? Whoop-dee-do!

3 people telling me about the wack ass snacks left over from the last meeting...

4 years of college for this?

5 days a week? So I only get two days off??

6 sick days? WTF? So I guess I should pencil in the flu and a sinus infection too right?

7 am I get up in the morning and get dressed...

8 my yogurt parfait and drank my tea...

9 new emails in my inbox, "ugh!"

10 am I think to myself, "is it 5 yet?"

Damn this 9-5 shit! I'm working on a million dollar plan!!!!

live. laugh. love.

Lady A.

Put a Twang of Salt on a Sweet Melon

Is it just me, or do black folks have a hard time being really black these days? When I say "really black", I am speaking of our natural non-vulnerable state.
So what society is telling me is that: Barak Obama can't be associated with another "angry black man", the word "nigga" has seen it's death, and eating watermelon and chicken around white folks is all together publicly unacceptable.
What are we afraid of? Our pastors have always talked about racial inequalities, maybe not as strong as Rev. White, but just as poignant. Blacks are usually not vulnerable during family time so eating chicken and watermelon and saying "nigga" and shit doesn't really matter...right?
The contemplation starts when we try to dress our shit up. We know we wanna eat watermelon and chicken....but we eat grapes and turkey breast instead. Why is that? Are we ashamed? or Maybe all the stereotypes have really impacted us.
I know the fried chicken thing can be unhealthy...but it's ok to eat it sometimes. The watermelon thing is really puzzling to me because I never see black folks eat it anymore. I love me some watermelon...so I could care less if I look like little sambo...especially if the watermelon is not too soft but sweet as honey! EEEwwww Weeeee Mane! (I've regressed)
Anyway.....
I remember while at work I ordered from this soul food spot. I had greens and the whole nine....and this pale lady came walking into the lunch area talking about "what's that strong bitter smell?". She knew what I was eating...and I did feel somewhat shamed.
Or...
you know how after any holiday such as, Easter, Christmas, or Thanksgiving, we love to bring a "plate" to work....Niggas be smellin' up the whole damn office...but the white folks bring Turducken and green bean casserole to work after the holidays and they're not sneakin' around corners trying to eat in peace.
And what the hell is Turducken?
Turducken is Turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken, which is some ghetto shit anyway.

I feel Petey Green on this clip...sometimes you gotta just be you and not worry yourself with what others think. That goes for anyone. Sometimes I think we as blacks feel the pressure to assimilate than just be our natural shit talking, soul food eating, sunflower seed spitting selves...LMAO!
Next time, just put some TWANG on it and call it a day!
Peace and Blessings!
Think Twice Before you Answer!

Hemotions part 2

yeah, I said HEmotions...

Have you ever heard a guy say out loud that he is a Metrosexual? If so, how did that make you feel especially if you were interested in him? Hmmmm, something to think about right? I mean, I appreciate a guy that takes care of himself with clean finger nails; moisturized hands, feet, knees, and elbows; shaved face; clean hair cut, etc (you get my drift) BUT for a guy to say, "yeah well I'm a metrosexual" slightly irks me...

So if a guy said this to you how would you react to his statement???

Another thing, I know it probably sounds stupid but I don't like when guys spell certain words in particular ways, there's just something "questionable" about it-shall I explain? Ok, so is it just me or does it also bother you when a guy spells the word "nigga" like this: "nucca"?

Now, I know that they are just trying not to use the word nigga and using the spelling as an alternative but I just don't like the way the two c's next to each other look next to the "u" and the "a" and then I don't like the way it's pronounced especially when a guy says it-it just sounds very...questionable. Say "nucca" out loud and see how wack it sounds...

Ok if you don't feel me on that one, what about if a guy spells the word "girl" like this, "gurl" you know like in a text message they say "hey gurl!" That bothers me too

I don't know, I could just be paranoid-but damn when I walk these New York City streets and ride the train all I can see are guys who look straight at first glance but then that slight switch of the hips, or that eye roll, or that slight roll of the neck catches me off guard and then BAM! You realize that dude is gay! To my gay men out there I have nothing against you because you are out and free and just being yourself and I respect that. But to these other "questionable" men...get it together, decide which team you're gonna be on!


Live, laugh, love...Lady A : )