Just because this is ridiculous, I'm just gonna keep it real, so excuse me from using horrible grammar, but this is some real nigga shit that just happened.
R. Kelly must be the luckiest black man alive right now. He actually knows how it feels to be in the hot seat and get away with it....on some real OJ and Michael Jackson shit.
We all know it was him, so I will refrain from rehashing the entire sex video debacle he got himself into.
My only question is, if it wasn't R. Kelly (hypothetically speaking), then who the fuck was it? I know for a fact it was him tossin' the one chicks salad like a greedy fat dude at the Sizzler in one of the videos, but really, who was it.....and where is Sparkle?
Maybe this was a myth, but was the supposed victim not Sparkle's relative and the man who resembled R. Kelly in the video was his brother?
I'm a need Oprah, Geraldo, or Tavis to do some real investigations.
I'm not gonna front....I was one of this nigga's who rooted for OJ's ass (well really Johnny Cochran), and I even felt bad for Michael, but R. Kelly was it for me.
I'm done with "ARRA"!
Still bumping those classic remixes though!
