People and things that scare me:
1. People who have visible missing teeth. That's a crackish trait. This photo does not at all surprise me about Amy Whinehouse
2. Dakota Fanning. I think she's a ghost
3. Out of all of these celebs, Lionel Richie scares the hell out of me the most. No child should have witnessed the creepy video of that blind chic with the jheri curl, sculpting that huge ass clay head of Lionel's... that's was so unnecessary. He also reminds me of a Lion. So his name, the song "Hello", and the head sculpture, keeps me shook. I'm telling you, to this day, I can't listen to "Hello"....lol
4. Eddie George is another one. He looks weird. Maybe because he has no eyebrows and kind of resembles a black ninja turtle. Vince...aaah boring, he cheated on his girl, what's new, not scary but scandaloussss........But if I see Micheal Strahan, I'm running. He has that big goofy face with the unattractive gap. He has the gap with the meat hanging in between. Could you imagine this dude running after you... Scary!
5. Chilli's baby hair. I know the baby hair itself is not a celeb, but it should definitley be on the D-list for "Dont do this shit!" We all know that she has "Indian" in her family. Why does she have to drag it in the mud with the baby hair? Baby hair creeps me out. It reminds me of when my Big Momma used to do my hair and slap all that nasty brown jail in it and then have the nerve to make paisley's on the side of my face with the "baby hair".......lol
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Just Random Stuff
What's up with Rick Ross? He's always been portly, but damn! He needs to lay off the chicken and beer for a while. Sit on the sidelines!
"You always get the good ones..."
Why in coming to America, did they have to dis the dark sister to Hakeem's girl? Why was she the one who never had a man? She was actually prettier to me than the lighter sister. That's just my opinion.
Eric LaSalle was a trip in that movie(didn't know what else to say)..........That is all.
Monday, May 14, 2007
Bored at Work Part Uno
Posted by VANITY PAGES at 11:21 AM
Labels: Baby Hair, Missing Teeth, Posted by Eddie Nicole, Scary Celebs, VP Classics
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6 Vain Comments:
Hilarious!
Weird how such an intelligent sounding man can look like Baby Huey's retarded cousin...Michael Strahan even had the nerve to bring his girlfriend home while his wife was sitting in the living room...goofy looking and scandalous.
Baby hair? baby hair? I just don't get it...
I hope you all know that shallack was used on the baby hair. The JAM shallack (aka...gel) to be exact (the jar with the green top).
BUHSCUE ME?
Hey Hey Hey, I use jam. THat shit works if you have waivy hair.
Eddie Nicole
I mean damn.......a BLACK NINJA TURTLE....you know that shit is cold, but hey, you gotta tell it like it is....that shit had me dyin!!!!!
Girl, I feel you on the teeth thing! haha. That's one thing I cannot take--is bad teeth. I can't deal with it...it's hard to talk to someone like that, because your eyes just keep drifting downward toward their teeth. Ew.
And the baby hair?? Wow! I thought I was the ONLY one who noticed that mess. It just looks soo ridiculous, and unnatural. Nobody's baby hair is naturally glued to their forehead... and for you to intentionally do that, is just soooo unnecessary!
Great post!
Great post, you crack me up every time with your observations.
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