Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Crack Files: Home Made Videos

The Punk of the South

I just wanna give a shout out to my best friend, the other Raquel, for emailing me this. As much as I hate to exploit black people on this site, I feel this is necessary. Really it is not black folks that we or I exploit, it's more so Niggas, if you know what I mean, and this is some real nigga-shit.
This brings me back to the days when my friend Raquel and I would make up dances in our living rooms. We've been friends since the second grade....and I am about 26, so that means we were dancing and singing to Salt N' Pepa, The Good Girls (Remember that Mackity Jack), The Boys, B Angie B, ABC, Tevin Campbell, and Tracy Spencer, just to bring some memories back for you old heads, (and yes you are an old head if you know at least three songs from any of these artist). It was cute because these were popular songs that we heard on the radio, and we really thought we were great enough to perform in front of family and friends. We had the outfits, the hair, and everything.....
But now in 2007, the game has changed. Folks got it all twisted and f*cked-to-the-up! Now we have Youtube and all hell has broken loose.
We got little boys performing as Beyonce here (which I thought was hilarious), Crazy white folks who wanna get a deal for a tv show here....No one gives a damn! anymore! Lets just air our dirty laundry....DAMN!

I guess I am adding to the fire by posting this stuff, but if I didn't, it would ad to another boring 5 minutes at work...Am I right?!
But this sh*t takes the cake. Who in the cracked out-wanna be-Cameo-Remy Ma lookin ass told this broke down looking drag queen and his entourage to perform and post it on youtube. I've seen some great Drag shows, but this is a disgrace to all my Drag divas out there

I...I cant say anymore....I recommend not to even watch this all the way through...it's just not right.

4 Vain Comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! This is so...ugh! The biggest punk in the south?! What?! And I can't leave out the dudes in the background poppin it! they were really doing some serious stripper moves! This is just sad!

Ashley said...

So there I was preparing to lay it down for another night of restful slumber. Before I retreated to my dreams, I decided to check out my fave blog Vanity Pages and lo and behold a nightmare appeared before my eyes.

Why he look like a dried up, old school stripper from Onyx? Got the "my feet hurt" dance going and e'erything...

So now, I must stay up another hour and watch Fresh Prince so I get that image of him and his "back-up dancers" out of my head.

Laydia said...

OMG?!! I thought a couple of the back up "dancers" were actually women at first!! You know how you spend 5 minutes of your life on something then wish not only to get them back but to possibly scoop the image out of your brain? Well I just had one of those moments!!

valentine said...

LMAO Ashley!!! They look like they worked very hard at this. Although, I only watched 30 seconds of it. That was all I could take.