Thursday, July 19, 2007

Angry Black Women's Society Townhall Meeting:

Just a reminder. The ABWS townhall meeting has been canceled due to the strikes at hair salons across the country. Stay tuned for the rescheduled date!


Since I got that out the way,

What the hell is this negroe talking about?
I found this on a fellow blogger's site Beauty in Baltimore



Dear Mr. Negroe,

What's the problem? Are you joking? Because if this is a joke, you had me rollin like a motherfker. First of all my brotha, we gotta work on your camera game, cause if you're for real, then we need an ounce of professionalism. I apologize to you for all the black girls that teased you all throughout your adolescents. That's just our way of giving back to all the years that we were called nappy headed, flat chested, chicken headed, black as night, and every rude term of endearment by you guys. We knew it was just jokes, so we didn't sweat it. I'm sure you were called African booty scratcher and pink lips so you should understand. So now you're like 35 and living in what looks to be the country by the way your hair is glossing, and you still have your heart on your sleeve. That's kinda lame if you ask me. Hopefully you do have a career. I would hate to find out that you have more of these "Yessa Mam" tapes in your archives, cause' if so, I will personally send you a job application with an extra stamp. The real truth is that black women love anyone who genuinely loves them... Plain and simple. It's not fair to say that all black women have nothing to do with black men, it's just for some reason your cornyness will not allow us to look in your direction. Actually while I'm writing this, I can only listen and not look at your video...real talk.
And I really don't think wonderbread cares whether or not we are taking their men. They're wasting their own time with you. Actually it's never been a matter of us taking we've always been wanted...two words- Strom Thurmond
Take note:
We are way too busy and too fly to put up with the shear lack of swagger coming from your corner. So I hope this was a joke and you were just in need of some black womanly love. And guess what? For the first time in all your life you got the attention from one of the flyest black girls around and hopefully all of the lovely people who will respond to this post. So feel blessed. By the way, if you happen to read this, there is job opening at my firm. Maybe a sister can give you a hand, since we're non threatening and all.


Peace and Blessings to the guy sweating like a slave!

6 Vain Comments:

Anonymous said...

1st of all Larry is LAME! What makes him think that he needs to give white women a "warning" about black women stealing "their" men?! Is he crazy?! He need to take his chicken george uncle tom ass and go read a couple of books. What does it matter to him that black women are dating white guys? Who gives a damn, seriously he is just mad that black women don't want his corny processed hair greasy faced ass! BOO to him!!

Anonymous said...

I'm confused...the closing ended on a whole other note, the success of black men in the job market. However, began with the topic of black women stealing white men from white women. Anyone who knows me knows how I feel about the first subject and yet, I still think this niggas buggin'. He's living in a different reality than the rest of us. He needs a women regardless of what race she is, that's his problem. If these white women did have the balls to talk to there husbands, fathers and brothers about hiring more black men, as a business minded individuals, the only reason they would hire someone is, if it would somehow be lucrative for their business. There's obviously still discrimination but, money conquers all this day in age. Get a life Bro'!

Anonymous said...

SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THA!!!


LADY D

BeautyinBaltimore said...

I don't think that brother really cares about us, he just wants a good job. Thanks for adding me to your blog roll.

Anonymous said...

You ALREADY know how I felt when you put this up Eddie...Don is going to say a few things...First WTF!!!!Like Salt and Peppa said, "I take yo' man!" There is no need for a public service announcement about what Black women are doing to other races (well the one mentioned at least). We will love/take who will do us right! Second thought:Why am I shocked? If he did some research on W.E.B. DuBois, Alain Locke, Jessie Fauset, Nella Larsen, Zora Neale Hurston, Alice Walker (just to name a few)--he would KNOW (AND RECANT HIS slurred SPEECH)that Black women have been the "mule of this world" (aka scapegoat) carrying everybody's baggage (incest, molestation, rapes,white women's suffrage,civil right etc)--why not be Larry's damn scapegoat for his problem for getting a job. LAME ASS LARRY!

Anonymous said...

We all know this fool is lame. He's just sad because he doesn't have a job. I feel his heartache. But he ain't gotta blame it on us. We gotta eat too!

No problem Miss Baltimore